Anna Swinney

[jack rem @jackremmington]

Just letting you all know now that if I don’t get tickets, I will be politely passing away

[Anna Swinney @AnnaSwin]

@CazooUK the worst customer experience I’ve ever encountered. Been trying all week to get a response from you via phone, WhatsApp, email and live chat. What is going on?

[Harriet Minter @HarrietMinter]

#worlddiabetesday and also two years to the day since I went to A&E thinking I was just a bit stressed & left three days later with a diagnosis of type 1 diabetes. This is what I’ve learned in two years of managing a chronic condition that most people think is a joke 🧵:

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

"6 packets of petrol, please"

[Grant Tucker @GrantTucker]

I’m never going to stop laughing at this interaction.

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

Brilliant work @mikegove12

[Ed Petrie @edpetrie]

I think my favourite thing about today is that Richard Branson’s just been in space and no one cares 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Dearbhail McDonald @DearbhailDibs]

If it’s too unsafe for women to walk alone, day or night, the problem is not women

[joel golby @joelgolby]

erling haaland is wonderful at football but there is something so deeply, uncomfortably monstrous about him. i just feel like the US army were involved in him somehow. there's a bunker full of misshapen erling haalands buried under a desert somewhere, heading each other to death

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Roy Keane says he has no problem with people drinking hot chocolate but all that business with the marshmallows on the top is an absolute nonsense

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

really wasn't expecting to be moved by the inauguration, but this is about as affecting a political speech as i can ever remember

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Anna Swinney @AnnaSwin]

@DanStockdale 🥴

[Anna Swinney @AnnaSwin]

@SeanBurkeShow @DanStockdale

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Keir 1
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[Big Bro @DeaPierre]

I’m sorry but it still bothers me, WHAT WAS THE POINT OF TELLING US HE WAS A FUCKING TARGARYEN

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

This is quite possibly the subtlest joke I've ever seen on Twitter. Applause.