Anna Palmer

Denver based freelance writer. I write about aging, pet excrement, and mental health. All things that make you say fuck.

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Me: I like a firm banana. 11 yo: giggle. 9 yo: what's funny? Wait...are you talking about penises? Parenting=complete.

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@davidplouffe Love you and the campaign but why haven't you walked back the "spirit animal" part of this post?

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Got accepted into the September issue of a weird and wonderful #Literature Mag. https://t.co/vcpitK1M5Z

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Listing times I was bored. Like my third time I learned about igneous rock. #WritiPrompts

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@carlyoncrew15 Thank you for still calling it twitter. Elon doesn’t deserve the letter X

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I have lost 70 pounds, by @annawritesstuff https://t.co/uUl3TLxN0U

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I love my #Kia #EV https://t.co/5hg7Eq7gco

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Looking for your next binge-worthy #podcast ? #truecrime https://t.co/C1Wuqm2M1l

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Covid Yard Sale, by @annawritesstuff https://t.co/sf9IbjK2JQ

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Q for you @DenverPolice a woman just hit our car with hers. No one injured. She doesn’t have insurance and has an expired plate. Begging us not to call the police. Is this something you would respond to? Should we call?

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