Today, I’m going to start my own series called Restaurant Shenanigans or ReShnanigans. And if you didn’t already know or figured it out, yes I work at a restaurant (name not disclosed for the sake of keeping my job until I find a better one) STAY TUNED FOR A WHOLE LOT OF SALT! 🤪
LMFAOOO this presidential debate says it all. Trump won’t even let Biden speak and that’s just some next level disrespect on live television. That’s your president guys 🤣
Whether or not someone asks, we all need a little help sometimes, especially during this pandemic. This goes out to a very good friend of mine. She’s a fighter and so is everyone in her family. If you can, please read and share their story. Thank you🤍
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Can’t wrap my head around how two-faced some people are.
E.g. One day you’re butt buddies with someone. Next day you’ll be the first to talk mad shit about them and the day before. Then give them a big hug just hours later when you see them. Wow. And you’re 40 y/o? Just wow.
All lives matter.
Black lives matter.
Asian lives matter.
White lives matter.
Blue lives matter.
Regardless of what decent, ALL LIVES MATTER.
Wrap your head around it and be kind to those who are kind to you. Spread love, not hate. And most definitely not germs.
#stayTFhome
I was looking for a cute ducky print harness for my pup and went on amazon to search “ducky harness”. I missed the Y in ducky and ended up searching “duck harness”.
NOW PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR. GO ON AMAZON & SEARCH “DUCK HARNESS” 😅
#learnsomethingneweveryday
Him: “I’m gonna get some water”
Me: “Don’t drop my tissues!!”
*RUMBLE TUMBLE ASDFGHJKL*
Him: “Babe.. I dropped your tissues..”
Both of us: “... LMFAOOO”
@josiemcruz
Food ASMR videos are fucking disgusting. Nobody wants to see and hear you smacking your lips while you stuff your face. And if that’s how you normally eat, you don’t have table manners for shit. Don’t @ me.
Day ¿ of “social distancing” “shelter-in-place” “self quarantine” or whatever you call it.. I have no school. No job. No hobby. And the worst part..
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TIME, DAY, AND DATE IT IS 201% OF THE TIME.
But hope yall stay healthy during this crisis
xo 🥔
I don’t know how many times I’ve brought this up. But if you can’t even say “excuse me” or “sorry” in whatever fucking language you know, you belong in preschool. Language barrier isn’t an excuse. Go learn some fucking manners before you come back out into the world, period.
I’m a broken tape record at work, literally. It’s a constant loop of..
“Hi, party of how many?”
“As a reminder we are CASH ONLY.”
“I can’t seat you until your full party’s here. Can I take your name while you wait?”
OR..
“Sharing a table or seats at the bar?”
FML.
Today, I’m going to start my own series called Restaurant Shenanigans or ReShnanigans. And if you didn’t already know or figured it out, yes I work at a restaurant (name not disclosed for the sake of keeping my job until I find a better one) STAY TUNED FOR A WHOLE LOT OF SALT! 🤪
Brief background info: I've worked at the same place for over a year and a half now, and I've learned to work with pretty incompetent coworkers. Lazy, messy, selfish, irresponsible, obnoxious, Mr.KnowItAll, you name it. But they're AMAZING people outside of work.. 😐 the irony..