anna

probably crying

[Lali @laliisnotcool]

whenever someone stares at me in public I automatically assume it’s because I look fat

[KASHIMA OF SHEDRTWT⊹ ̮⊹ @pwpsiwepso]

I hope everyone loses ten pounds and never binges agai

[Freakyy 🖤 @freakyycl0ut]

"you get wet from kissing?" i get wet from looking at him doing things

[unknown @needthattg]

missionary so he can kiss me while pounding me

[Whooith @anywhooith]

if you use Generative AI you aren't allowed to complain about the heatwaves and weird weather because you contribute to them 💗

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i lied, i get jealous, i hope everyone that flirts with you fucking explodes

[Gordon Freeman @GordoFreem]

D'you think the Kirk shooter was waiting for him to say something ironic before shooting him or was it a coincidence

[Shirin @Shirink_13]

Epstein removed children's teeth so that they couldn't bite.

Iran is fighting these people.
Just remember that.

[ෆ @fatkongju]

having an ed as a grown ass adult with responsibilities

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

i wouldnt have to go through all of this if i had killed myself at 13 years old

[Keith @gnukeith]

Flock CEO house on Google map got blurred, not so fun when your privacy is breached is it now?

[b @bravoswiftiie]

I do love that it was announced the way Dolly wanted it to be and @TMZ didn’t get to break the news.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[quinn 𓂃 击̸ ⋆ @gutlasso]

If you’re from the South, we basically just lost our Jesus

[lesbian satan @harleydarlings]

STEVIE NICKS DON’T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS DON’T TAKE RISKS ON TREACHEROUS ROADS AND DON’T SWIM IN THE SEA

[Vivian @suchnerve]

See how respectfully people react to a celebrity death when the celebrity was actually a good person? 👁️‍👁️

[Miles Smith IV @IVMiles]

Not kidding when I say this is Appalachia’s version of the death of Queen Elizabeth.