andie

just out here talking to myself

[andie @annddieee]

@Visionary_SZN @StephieSmallls i wish i was kidding…. luckily we found it before we turned the fan on😂

[andie @annddieee]

i must know how tall victor wembanyama was in middle school.
sir… you are all legs.

[andie @annddieee]

SHOUT OUT ANDY FOR THE BETA BLOCKERS COMMENT

[andie @annddieee]

i think the most concerning thing about scamanda is that she thinks her bun is high fashion. but unfortunately it looks like the first time i tried to make a bun in my hair before cheerleading tryouts in the 3rd grade.

[andie @annddieee]

daddy jeff probst.

[andie @annddieee]

restaurants that make you wait for the whole party to be present to be seated is a dumb business model. you would make more money off of the drinks we have waiting for the stragglers.

[k8 @macandjesus]

the attention is deficiting

[andie @annddieee]

we do not deserve justin bieber

[andie @annddieee]

hotels need to have brita water filters in their rooms. i am thirsty and a bottle of water is over $3????? insanity.

[andie @annddieee]

why does japan’s snowboarder hasegawa have snow pants with a drop crotch that touches his knees. but also, insane run.

[andie @annddieee]

@MayorBowser we appreciate you clearing the streets, but do you have to have police blocking the streets your clearing while people live there and are trying to get home? m street being closed off for general traffic is insane that’s a major road.

[andie @annddieee]

@NCAAFootball why was tre richards at vandy scoring a touchdown in a cropped jersey against kentucky? i thought we banned those in 2015?? plz respond.

[andie @annddieee]

two things…
1. why is Richardson on vandy’s team allowed to wear his jersey as a crop top
2. who is the grown woman throwing ass in the commodores student section on live tv??

[andie @annddieee]

all these people coming down with need to run a marathon is terrible and is an epidemic that should be studied. i’m truly afraid.

[andie @annddieee]

vine was a gift to the world. beauty is fleeting.

[andie @annddieee]

i literally just witnessed a grown man raise his arms to his tall friend and say “uppies???” at a bar and i think it is time to retire (his friend said no)

[andie @annddieee]

kim davis. fuck u and fuck the fact we have the same last name. being a christian has NOTHING to do w anyone other than urself. if you were a christian you would love God and love others without judgement. humans r humans at the end of the day. no one has to subscribe to your bs

[andie @annddieee]

i am v passionate that scooters should be banned in big cities. they weave in between vehicles, between lanes, run red lights and have no regard for themselves much less others. roads should be for cars and motorcycles only. fuck these scooters.

[andie @annddieee]

@findyourownUN @Visionary_SZN @StephieSmallls my roommate made it for dinner the night before. was going to be our lunches the next day😂

[andie @annddieee]

@cimags @Visionary_SZN @StephieSmallls this happened over a decade ago. maybe i’m just being respectful of someone who has a life and an ongoing professional career?? and that man stays in my dm’s and text’s even after 10 years, i promise you im not the one who misses him lol NEXT

[andie @annddieee]

@beachdaze732 @Visionary_SZN @StephieSmallls my roommates boyfriend found a single noodle on the couch under the fan and figured there had to be more somewhere. he was on the lookout and saw it next time he walked down the stairs! unfortunately i didn’t start my daily fan checks until after this incident🤷🏼‍♀️