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“I had a bad dream once that I was a manager at Dairy Queen in my 40s. I cried when I woke up. and now I’m a nurse”

[Shawn J.... ® @Shawn__J18]

On November 16,2023 @ 7:30 pm. Everyone go Dylan and cole IG comments and tell them their table is ready 😂😂😂

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

It’s how he rose back up that’s taking me tf out 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ab @abskhir]

If wrestling is “fake” then explain this

[Imgur @imgur]

Cringe will keep you company. https://t.co/urpuXetOba

[𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔢 @Catladyqueen69]

Why is there a Venus shave commercial where a pube is singing? 💀

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Starting at midnight EDT tonight, the Japanese government is going to imprison U.S. Navy Lt. Ridge Alkonis. His crime: he had a medical emergency (not his fault) that caused a car accident. https://t.co/RxElyJTVmv

[Oliver Banks News @exa1tiora]

I’M PISSING MY PANTS

[scoot @anne__scott]

@EverEntropy @CullitonHugh @SonyaBonczek This is tone deaf

[Tim Scott @votetimscott]

"We're changing people's lives!" =

(1) Inflation at a 40-year high;
(2) Gas prices above $5 a gallon;
(3) Baby formula shortages;
(4) Unprecedented border crisis;
(5) Surge in violent crime nationally;
(6) Bear market;
(7) economic recession on the horizon

[Evan Adkins @evanadkins34]

I miss when chipotle was $6.75

[Andrea Merrill, MD FACS @AndreaLMerrill]

Dear @Delta, I just assisted in a medical emergency in the air. Your medical kits need a glucometer, epi pen, and automatic blood pressure cuffs- it’s impossible to hear with a disposable stethoscope in the air. Please improve this for passenger safety!

[Penny Lane @Pennylane130267]

@FredTJoseph The Johnny Depp verdict is not about not believing women, it is about believing truth. Not everyone who is accused is guilty. Johnny Depp was convicted without a trial bases on accusations of a disturbed woman without anyone paying attention to the facts.

[scoot @anne__scott]

#HokieGrad

[scoot @anne__scott]

#HokieGrad !!

[scoot @anne__scott]

@brandicarlile is a lyrical genius #lettertothepast