MikeyAnnePowers

Hufflepuff, Jets fan, Gemini, bartender. 🍻

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

Okay but make a Sidekick smartphone and we'll talk.

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

On the surface I look fine, but deep down I really just need to know if Calliope Torres is as happy as she deserves to be. Grey's STAYS doing my girl dirty.

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

@stoolpresidente you like ahi tuna? You should come see me at Jacob and Anthony's in Saratoga this season and try our wontons and tacos, enjoy the biggest patio downtown. First drink is on me.

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

And, 'F' is for fericous.

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

If I had $39.99 for every pair of Spencer's Gifts speakers I blew listening to A Milli on repeat when I was a Freshman in high school, I could afford to fill my gas tank.
#millenialpost #weezyfbaby

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

All I want for my birthday is to hear Famous Flower of Manhattan from @theavettbros
@joekwon80 is my homeboy!

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

🙃🙃🙃

[Terms of Gemini @GeminiTerms]

Over 80% of stress & depression in #Gemini is brought on by over thinking.

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

Why does a woman discussing her period make men more uncomfortable than trying to control the entire uterus? Baggage baby, with great power comes great cramp-ability. Stay the fuck out of it.
#dontwearwhiteafterovulationday

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

Will Smith, IF YOU NEED HELP BLINK TWICE.
#fuckjada #toxicAF

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

Do you ever just, wanna put your tender heart in a blender and watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion?

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Every time a Republican tries to push the death penalty for women who get an abortion, tell them we need the death penalty for men who rape women.

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

@IMDb Peuphoria.

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

@HoppyHancho There's just move after move after move being made. I can't keep up lollll.

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

Is it just me or is shit going DOWN with the NFL off season this year.

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

If anyone deserved a ring, it was Matthew Stafford.
#SuperBowl

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

*me watching Rue get FUCKED up and nodding along like I totally understand while only smoking a little pot* #Euphoria #allhailzendaya

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

My eyebrows are in a really good place right now.

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

This one goes out to those sleeping in weird positions with fresh ink. #sleeplessinseattle

[MikeyAnnePowers @anne_mikey]

Bro I feel BAD for this Buffalo punter. Matt Haak let me buy you a beer, fuck. #nfl

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