bagels baby

tweeting, but badly: a concept

[bagels baby @anne_perr]

As a catholic school who values chastity and the human value, I am disappointed that they would allow someone accused of sexual assault to still walk the halls.

[Dem Saints @LDS_Dems]

In case you are wondering what the world is thinking of us

[Jamie Schler @lifesafeast]

That’s it.

[billie @heybillierae]

about to watch a scary movie so I googled ‘security guard’ to feel safe

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

you can visit St. Jude’s Hospital website to send a free Valentine to a child. think about how much that would mean to them 🥹🥹🥹🥹👇🏽

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

buddy this is you

[Jan☭🇵🇸 @GodandtheBear]

Charging Luigi with terrorism for killing a ceo is admitting we are a fascist country.

[Degenerate Liberty 🐝🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @SammiRaeMurray]

Actually, ethnostates are bad and the earth is meant to be shared.

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

wish i could turn into this whenever a man tells me to smile

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

Who made this?

[‎lina @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[argumentative antithetical dream girl @dvrcys]

gay teenagers with their favorite english teacher