Anne Banan

Unique in a polite way.

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

5 y/o: What if birds brought their claws up and quoted?

#AirQuotes

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

He did this again last week. And fell onto my head.

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

No one: …
Absolutely no one: …
4 y/o: *starts jumping on the bed and falls off*

#BedTimeTales

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

OH @ IKEA: This looks super cheap. But I love the vibe.

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

4.5 y/o: Pirate ships are bad!
Me: Hashtag Not All Pirate Ships
4.5: hashtag YES all pirate ships

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

I read 131+ books this year… this is why I don’t have an answer when people ask me what shows/movies I’ve watched this year

#ILikeSilence #Hyperfocus #OverstimCure

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

@fayemikah I don’t know how this ended up in my timeline but I literally had to go to your account to see if you were actually trans or people were making shit up lol. I’d say you’re obviously a woman.

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

4 y/o: Mommy, why do you know so much about succulents?
Me: Because of the pandemic, baby

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

Holy shit. Hospitals are near full capacity. Tripledemic - #flu, #COVID, and #RSVirus. Not just kids anymore, but adults too.

#BringBackMasks #MaskUp #ventilation

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

i tune into the dog show every year to see this beautiful lil freak

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

@emilynussbaum Abbot Elementary

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

how cops respond to an active shooter vs. how a drag queen responds to an active shooter

[Acyn @Acyn]

“Therefore, we will be identifying the victims by how they identified themselves and how their families have loved and identified them.”

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

@demi_burnett Look into the self-determination program at your local regional center. DM me if you want more info but there are resources in CA that can help. They might push back against you but that might work for you in this case.

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

4 y/o & 7.5 y/o are squabbling
Me: Are we being kind to each other?
4 y/o: No!
Me: Ok. I was just checking.

#MomOfTheYear

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

7.5 y/o to 4 y/o: I wasn’t trying to… I didn’t mean to punch you in the face.

At least no one was crying 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Reimena Yee 🦇 @ reimenayee.com @reimenayee]

The God of Arepo / a comic about a farmer who befriends a nothing god (1/13)

[Anne Banan @anneaileen]

4 y/o to 7.5 y/o: You menace!

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