My life is so pathetic 60 yr old men are always trying to match with me on hinge. Also that one time I hit up my old lingerer for cash but he decided to be loyal to his wife :/
I remember back in the day I wanted to see CRJ but I knew her fanbase was all gays and teen me was too intimidated to go alone. Anyways I still have the music taste of a gay man
His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade