anne: you’re a doctor, you protect us from coronavirus.
gilbert: here’s what you need to do, wash your hands, cover your mouth if you cough, avoid contact with strangers and kiss only me. #renewannewithane
gilbert: hey anne, wake up
anne: what’s wrong?
gilbert: do you love me?
anne: gilbert, we got married yesterday
gilbert: but did you marry me because you love me, or for compassion?
anne: please, it's 2am
#renewannewithane
[anne and gilbert playing charades]
gilbert: [moves his arm slightly to the right]
anne: the great gatsby
gilbert: HOW
[ruby and moody]
ruby: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IS NOT HARRY POTTER
moody: THEN WHY ARE YOU RIDING A BROOM?
ruby: IS FOR VISUAL PURPOSES THIS IS MY HORSE
diana: where were you?
ruby: i was with anne and gilbert
ruby: or as i’ve just decided to call them “shirbert”
anne: that’s cute, we’ve got our own mash-up name!
diana: yeah what is like to be shirbert?
gilbert [confused eyebrows] : are you asking me or her
#renewannewithane
anne: could you not move your eyebrows dramatically when you say that?
gilbert [moving his eyebrows dramatically up and down] : i don't know what you're talking about.
#renewannewithane
charlie: anne’s so cute when she’s angry
gilbert: pff, anne’s always cute. she can’t do anything without being cute.
gilbert: [muttering] stupid cute
#renewannewithane
moody: why is gilbert crying in the bathroom?
diana: he’s drunk
moody: and?
diana: he found out anne is married
moody: but he’s anne’s husband
diana: i know.
#renewannewhitane#awaeseason4
cole: you know, most of the time when you’re worried nobody feels your pain, when you’re happy nobody sees your smile
cole: but then you fart just one time...
#renewannewithane#awaeseason4
ruby: can i buy you a drink?
gilbert: i have a girlfriend
ruby: [counting the coins on the table] it's okay, if we add her then... you two get a big and i'll have something small :D
#renewannewithane
anne: we’ll date ONLY if i’m wrong, so listen y-
gilbert: you’re wrong
anne: i haven’t said anything yet i-
gilbert: yOU’RE wRoOoOnG!!!
#renewannewithane