At a point in my life where I’m pretty willing to vote for any politician with the platform of not forcing me to be jet lagged without the joys of traveling
Overheard at the grocery store
Person 1: I think I’m just anxious because I’m new to the Wichita area
Person 2: that doesn’t change how shopping carts work
I’ve been buying energy drinks lately as I’ve found most of my coworkers are easily bribed by them and I have yet to find one flavor that looks appetizing