Anne Fogarty

WSU grad, dog lover and teller of wickedly awesome bad jokes. #badjokefriday is my jam.

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

@BJShea @BJandMigs Nice to see you at the Futures Game @BJShea!

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

@siamak10111049 I saw this too! Definitely aliens! #aliens #ufo

[Liam Sheedy @Sheeds1984]

I’m not saying this clock the wife got from Kmart is shit, but the alarm didn’t go off this morning and the time is now 9:77

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

First game of the season! GO MARINERS! #seausrise #gomariners #whereiroot

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

@GenevieveReaume I’m pretty disappointed this didn’t turn out to be aliens 👽 #aliens

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

@JensenKarp It’s been 2 days! What did the lab say? We’re dying over here! #shrimpgate2021

[Batmanda @HarveyBar22]

A man named Karp married to a woman named Fishel found shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The cereal was purchased from the Costco on Topanga Canyon Blvd, and his wife played Topanga in Boy Meets World. Meanwhile, Karp used to be a guest on Pistol Shrimp Podcast.

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

@Cgoskie Same, I redownloaded the app just to follow along.

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

Once again, I haven’t been on here in ages, redownloaded the app to follow the shrimp in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch drama hosted by Topanga’s husband, and then I remembered how funny I am! I’ll give it another shot. #imback #iamfunnyiswear #shrimpgate2021

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

@JensenKarp I redownloaded the Twitter app just for this. #shrimpgate2021

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

@TaylorBorelli1 I also bought a dog bed on Saturday night, but at Ross so I’m less classy. #singleAF #imacrazydoglady

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

I’m just a girl, wearing noise cancelling headphones singing love songs to my dog. #singleAF #sorryneighbors

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

Why is it so hard to forget an ex for more than a few minutes but so easy to forget about your laundry in the washer for days? @insta_single

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

I had a dream that I traveled back in time. I knew it was 2009 because I looked down and I was wearing a bikini and I could see my abs.

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

I like to live life on the edge during my lunch walk. Watch for #sasquatch on the @Microsoft campus! #pnw #theresasquatchinthesewoods

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

Why do divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat. #badjokefriday #badjokequeen

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

No one:
Every kareoke host: ok I’m just going to test out this awful slow song no one knows to make sure everything is working alright.

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

Dear lord there is a dating site for dog lovers! I wonder if there’s a premium feature for people who are obsessed with dogs... @DigDates

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

If you have a dog and we are connected on social media and am unaware of said dog’s existence, #1 shame on you #2 you’re a bad parent. #dogs

[Anne Fogarty @annemfogarty]

I realized as I was in my bra letting the dog in that my neighbor has an outdoor camera that looks right into my yard. #oops #yourewelcome