Anne Mason

Dog mom, vodka aunt. she/her.

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@DiscordAddamsX and want to learn to do other stuff good too

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@GuyFieri oh, that's not....

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@aandreldb Part of a three-way tie for the best lip sync of all time (Alyssa/Tatiana, Anetra/Marciax3)

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@JVMonte2 Arctic Monkeys, a small club in SF in 2003/2004

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@ghostamanita Garbage

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@Hormona_Lisa_ #2 or #4

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@morphinelovemua Detox

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@elonmusk excellent gambit, sir! liquidate your Tesla stock and invest in America

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@cxtyr01 like, it was FINE but certainly not a double win. I like both MIB and Jorgeous, but neither of them fully embodied the song. Jorgeous maybe squeaked out the win over MIB, but it was solidly mid.

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@trixiemattel eat hot chip and lie

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@trixiemattel come on teletubbie, teleport us to Mars

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@YoBenCohen thank you for speaking up

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@hyperfixedpod Goncharov is very popular in certain circles

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@iamndindi_ Corporate, from Comedy Central

[Anne Mason @annemmason]

@trixiemattel happens to the best of us

[trash jones @jzux]

"have you tried using chatGPT to do X" have you tried using your brain to do that

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s barefoot contessa 2025, baby. we’re buying flowers so the house looks beautiful. we’re baking chocolate peanut-butter cupcakes just because. we’re having fabulous dinner parties to celebrate our friends’ successes. we’re having dessert after lunch, & then again after dinner!

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs
In- smiling more
In- making new friends
In- learning big words

Out- rocks