Jo Bob

Anne . 29 . bi . enby (they/them) . CRJ enthusiast . proud mother to one cat, two birds, and about 30 houseplants . human exclamation point . doing my best

[Jo Bob @annemonemarie]

for reference you can read about 98% of my tweets in the voice of Craig from Parks and Rec and you've got the tone right

[Jo Bob @annemonemarie]

Okay that Swedish figure skater was the best performance all night and I haven’t even seen the rest yet this is my final judgment thank u for asking

[Jo Bob @annemonemarie]

I’ve had enough of this abstinence shit. Who wants to deflower me?

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

this fucking guy https://t.co/bTo20YUG4G

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Watch as he responds to someone who is supposedly a "magician" (but is clearly an evil sorcerer)- then tells him exactly where to go. 😂

#ClassicHarrison

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

April 2020: working from home sucks
April 2021: if we have to go back to the office full-time I will quit

[Trey @treydayway]

One bad apple down, whole orchards to go

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

Stop calling teenage Black children young men and women. They are kids.

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

happy 4/20 my loves

[rachel @rachelmillman]

really angry that we were on the edge of our seats in the first place tbh

[Jo Bob @annemonemarie]

@AshinBlack Hahahah ohh lol

[Jo Bob @annemonemarie]

noticed it’s been a minute since I updated my profile picture so I just wanted to let Twitter know I have hair again

[Emotional Support Rhinoceros @Wonkothe_Sane]

It's extremely self-righteous for a doctor to say shit like this while conveniently ignoring that half the reason obesity is so dangerous is because doctors don't take fat people's other complaints seriously

[Jo Bob @annemonemarie]

@Wonkothe_Sane So something like this?

[Emotional Support Rhinoceros @Wonkothe_Sane]

Okay okay okay. Guys. Hear me out.

Supernatural, but Dean is replaced by The Dean from Community.

[Jo Bob @annemonemarie]

I did not pull this this way. This is just how it sits. With a... weird boob window? Like it’s not even in a sexy way really. They’re just kinda... exposed 😟

[Jo Bob @annemonemarie]

Cancelled my MeUndies membership back when they had that HP line but they advertised a bee romper to me and I caved. It’s comfy but... wtf

Not that it’s a surprise MeUndies still doesn’t know how to make clothes for non-skinny bodies or size them up in a way that make sense.

[Jo Bob @annemonemarie]

MeUndies claims body positivity but IMO it’s mostly performative. I saw they added more bralette designs, but I’m not willing to spend that 💰just to find out they don’t actually fit my tig ole biddies. I’ve seen the 2X of the old ones & bw those & this? Taako’s good out here ✌🏻