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sideline thoughts

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Shoutout civil engineers

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“I’m not scared of the dark I’m scared of what’s IN the dark.” Ok so ur scared of the dark. Don’t gimme that shit

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Microwave but make it reverse. Need my water cold now

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What if you could be allergic to certain singers. Like their specific decibels and tone cause a reaction. Like imagine hella people were allergic to Justin Bieber and people had to put signs on doors like “We play Justin Bieber here”

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Scratch that. All cars need to be levitating. I got places to be

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Cars need a feature that levitate them up and off the road when they get in an accident

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If ATBlow had a house on row, I’d go go go, on gameday, yo

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The duality of being a pushover: people not liking you because you want them to like you

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Pedal flushes need to be universal

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Chronic phone peaker with no cure

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Gingers have square feet

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What’s the deal with all the lemons here

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Croutons need to be forkable

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Message for my future grandchildren: if I'm in a wheelchair at your wedding, I still expect to be lifted during the hora- No exceptions. Let's get a wheely for grandma

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Gotta squeeze all the juices out of the fruit of life

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Articulate is such an articulate word. Ahr-tick-you-late. Yes.

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I love math because I get to listen to music while I do it. Any other subject is like no this is too distracting. Math on top

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I never regret saying yes

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Being able to play any song in the world you want when ur wearing AirPods is way too much pressure

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Microwaves are lowkey a crazy concept. Wdym my pizza was cold 30 seconds ago and now it’s burning my hand. Something’s up here.