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@MattWallace888 For fucks sake, there are bigger problems in the world. People worrying about beer. Give me a fucking break. What a Bunch of douche canoe riding, human trash bags.
In case there are any Fox News viewers, watching this space please know that the people you’re watching are betting you are stupid, uninformed, and don’t know the difference between fascism and the American way. Please don’t prove them right.
@chrissyteigen The amount of mad Karen’s in these comments have me dead. “Omg I hate it, I can’t believe it, let me post a rant so I can make myself feel holy and good.” You haters are fucking idiots. Scroll your asses away.
This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA