ann gora

Comedian. Former Dirty Rotten Showgirl. Armpit Licker. Compulsive Exfoliator. FOT.

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my hymen is the firmest handshake you'll ever have.

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@emmylanepotter I’ve always said his shows and movies are like paintings- as he was a painter. Stand back and soak it in- all the feels and thoughts. He was brilliant and wanted to embellish the beauty of the world.

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@matildae22 @hothighlibra My mother was anorexic her whole life. There are indications when you’ve seen it before. It’s about distorted body image and equally about control. Some anorexics have made the best food for me.

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@MartyAdamsmith This is bad and you should feel bad. Lol.

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@tlachtga I went to stay in NYC with a group of girls a decade ago. We stayed in a low rate hotel that we could afford at $90 EACH a night. For that two girls slept together per twin bed and the whole place was worn down. NYC is expensive period.

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@FinchinABQ We have 2 dogs who use a texture mats for food but only with a little wet food. Our elderly, blind old girl eats wet food only because she’s frail and lost weight. It’s so wonderful that energy your pup has! Makes me 😊!

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@tlachtga Agreed hot cocoa made with milk is the most satisfying.

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@FinchinABQ Baws! So cute! We had to block off a cacti with bricks because of these relentless pursuits.

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@tlachtga Some K-Pod flavors are nasty. I have Junior Mint candy flavored Hot Cocoa. Flavor is spot on.

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I’m willing to create an entire senate hearing around determining if building 7 was entirely made of butter and America was too blind to notice.

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I’ve figured this out you guys- in order to fight back delusional and conspiratorial Republicans, we need to have delusional and conspiratorial Democrats voted into office.

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@slow_virus Plus, they have to learn how to fist fight somehow. Start them young enough and they can eventually take out a bear in their late teens.

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lifehack: excuse yourself from events by saying it violates the terms of your parole.

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@slow_virus My beat is disgusting and insecure

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@LegalEagle Who splurges egregiously on everything in a bathroom but the toilet?

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@slow_virus Every year I have to have my emergency muscle relaxers for winter prescribed and I have to remind my Dr it will be out of pocket and don’t even talk to my insurance because they don’t cover and the alternatives suck and could give me seratonin syndrome.

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We need a “National Gun” like a hole in the head- which many people will probably get from our national Gun.

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@jonwurster Every time I read her name it’s in Jello’s voice.

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@MaryB505 Florida is, was, and always will be fucked.

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@MaryB505 We love watching the pups play in the snow- no matter how little! ❤️

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@MaryB505 Albuquerque will Albuquerque 🤷🏼‍♀️