Annie

[Annie @annie_teee]

In my dream just before I woke up this morning I kept wanting to take a nap #monday

[Annie @annie_teee]

Just submitted an adoption application to a dog rescue and i stg that shit took me longer than the common app

[Annie @annie_teee]

Wayyy too much French in this season of Emily in Paris…….like know your audience

[Annie @annie_teee]

First shirt first pants lady is giving me the daily little vid itch that hasn’t been scratched since bones or no bones day

[Annie @annie_teee]

Can’t help but roll my eyes at people who turn their kids into content for inspirational LinkedIn posts. Barf.

[Annie @annie_teee]

You know someone’s had enough of your shit when they write numbers out like four (4)

[Annie @annie_teee]

*sunburn

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Taking PTO is great bc you get to come back to work more stressed than before but with a tan

[Annie @annie_teee]

Is Chloe on Owning Manhattan actually a real person? This show is testing my suspension of disbelief in reality tv

[Annie @annie_teee]

I’m not delusional enough to think I could start a podcast but there’s definitely something there in my sister and family group chats

[Annie @annie_teee]

Are you normal or were you permanently scarred by the episode of Greys Anatomy where Mer’s stepmom dies of hiccups

[Annie @annie_teee]

When my sister doesn’t immediately respond to the unpredictable flurry of texts I send about random Bravo shows

[Lost Girl @VodkaMuse]

The silent treatment is a form of abuse.
The silent treatment is a form of abuse.
The silent treatment is a form of abuse.
The silent treatment is a form of abuse.

[Annie @annie_teee]

Still thinking about the first time I heard “and then it was bought by me” talk about plot twist

[Annie @annie_teee]

Why am I sobbing at Johnny & Ginny sac’s relationship

[Annie @annie_teee]

Baby (almost 1 yo 😢) keeps crawling out of the room and then getting upset we’re not in the same room…bruh

[Annie @annie_teee]

My baby is acting more and more like a toddler and I’m not ready 🥺

[Annie @annie_teee]

My bff saw through an Apple Watch challenge that I ran a mile without stopping and texted me because it was so out of character

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Parking nine GROWN DEER on my roof, breaking into my home, eating my food, and then leaving a bunch of your stuff here - IN THIS ECONOMY????

[Annie @annie_teee]

Fairytale of New York Landslide
🤝
i built my (dreams/life) around you

[Annie @annie_teee]

You’re losing me starting with a deep breath and exhale is just 🤌🏻

[Annie @annie_teee]

I used to drunk text when I got a good buzz on…now I just watch people that I don’t like’s insta stories

[Annie @annie_teee]

Gaslighting my baby by moving objects I don’t want him to have when he looks away