Sam Jones

Professional Fluffer.

[Sam Jones @Annie_Warhall]

@eortner @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris 💪💪💪

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@JohnnyAkzam Because they’re members.

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@BenjaminPDixon I wonder how many of these men have white hoods stashed in the trunks of their cars. #DefundThePolice

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@ambilevous Lololol!

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Lockdown 2020 @ChrisEvans

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@eentertainment Lockdown 2020

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Lockdown 2020. #divorce @TheEllenShow

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#lockdown2020 @WORLDSTAR @MichaelRapaport

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@nlyonne

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If you have’t heard from the person you were seeing before the quarantine, it’s because they’re married and you were a sidepiece. #CoronavirusPandemic #CoronavirusLockdown #QuarantineLife #apocaTips

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Remember when you could vacation to the #DominicanRepublic without dying?

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*p.s. good dick will fuck you up. #GOTFinale

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I’ve had an #abortion.

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Sometimes I experience random terrifying thoughts that pop into my head and ruin whatever moment I’m having, like —wtf am I gonna do if low rise jeans become a thing again or what if I have a kidney stone attack when I’m on a plane? #WhyTho

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@bust_magazine ❤️🖖

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"This can’t be happening. Is this really happening? It was. The PET Scan confirmed late stage esophageal and stomach cancer. My dad, my champion was dying." - @Annie_Warhall
https://t.co/w9tgjfDWEj

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@AngelaBasett is aging backwards.

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Current Mood: I want to throat punch my trainer in the balls and set the fucking scale on fire. #fat

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@mtanowl Hi. Is the L running from Graham ave to Bedford ave today

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Can’t decide if I want to punch Adam Levine in his face or sit on it. #SuperBowlLlll