ani

I serve cunt, I tweet inappropriate thoughts, im unbearably sexy, what else do you people want?

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

getting a noticeable haircut is top 10 most embarrassing things to ever happen

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

my pigtails are too tight and are hurting my head…being a girl is so hard sometimes

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

voluntarily spoke in class twice today #academicweapon 😈🥶🙌

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

I became a gws minor to meet gay girls and now im writing a 6page essay on intersectional feminist analysis of power and violence…and i didnt even meet any gay girls

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

when i was younger I used to think keg stands were people doing actual handstands by themselves on the keg so I started training and doing a bunch of handstands so I could be cool at parties

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

im in a bad mood, i think i will go watch videos out loud in a public place about this

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

dont open a la colombe pumpkin spice latte on the 12 bus!!!!!it will explode all over you and the whole bus floor and seats!!!

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

in high school i used to listen to an audiobook of the communist manifesto on the metra, now i watch tiktoks of orangutans. the bimbofication has started and cant stop 🦧

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

please do not refer to me from my frat days, im a new woman now

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

i am not exhibiting signs of playfulness

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

have to stop saying “omg we look like an ad for campus diversity” everytime i walk with my friends to class

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

I dont need business school..I sell weed

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

texting my mom bc i dont know what to wear

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

packing and forgot the word fragile

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

sex so good the neighbors gave us a round of applause

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

eating a mango! cant believe they made the juul pod a real thing!

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

blocked on everything but venmo, send money if u wanna chat

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

love when people see me read and think im productive and smart but its actually smut and im a freak

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

the worst part about being gay is having to wear docs in the summer

[ani @anniebbbbb3]

no exclamation marks in the email bc im evil!!!!!