annie (the wizard)

every tuesday is ladies day

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

put sand in my clam chowder call it sandy clam chowder

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

jk I would never assume something like that 🤞

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

taylor swift: you’re gay. come out!!! We'll all be really nice to you I promise ❤️ all too well is actually amazing girl 😍😘

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

lettuce
egg
bread
oat milk
wait….
where am i
yooo is this twitter??
i thought this
was my grocery list
lollll
my bad

onions

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

twitter do ur thing 👇

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

@naturdaysbaby yearning for this

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

one two three four five six seven improvisers stand at the door to my
home . i brace for impact.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

one inch tall roommate texting me: stuck in a spiders web again 😑

me: you gotta be fucking kidding me dude (texting) be right there👍

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

@yoni__mitchell

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

opened the window and lit a candle. bro my life is awesome what the hell was i worried about

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

@naturdaysbaby SEXY CAN I!!!!!!

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

so much of my family thinks i’m a closeted gay bc i brought my roommate to a wedding last year and introduced her as my “roommate”

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

the wuxi finger hold is the atomic bomb of the kung fu panda universe . sorry

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

cheese and crackers bro!!!!! that’s it!!!!! CHEESE……. and CRACKERS

[annie (the wizard) @anniecoolaf]

it’s so crazy what happened to hobo johnson. about him being a bad musician and all