Brewery Unicorn

Sometimes I make beer.

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A woman brewer is called a brewer.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Anyone wanna be friends?

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I’m going to be living on an island because I GOT A JOB!!

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Do you often wake up at random hours with the DuckTales theme song BLARING in your head or are you weird?

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Still thinking about how last month there was a car on fire in the @Dodgers parking lot and Dieter was playing “We Didn’t Start The Fire” on the organ during it.

I can only hope to be half that legendary someday.

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High functioning means you are in a complete meltdown with dry heaves and ugly bawling but you will still send positive messages to your friend because this ain’t their problem.

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I get to help a non profit wildlife conservation organization! So excited.

Time to help save the starving California Brown Pelicans!

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Interview time!

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@FakeFakeNedYost 😂 but that doesn’t really help with what I was wondering.

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Kansas City friends!

Is it better to own a house in Missouri or Kansas? I’m curious about the financial pros & cons of each.

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Me every time I hear the Law & Order theme.

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My best good friend is 10 today! 🥹😭🥳

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“He’s just sat there looking sad for 35 years.”

Oh no, I’m Larry.

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This was really good. Larry's a character who has been in the show since episode 1, but he's never talked to anyone and no one has ever talked to him. He's just sat there looking sad for 35 years. & the episode explores just how tragic that really is (but humorously!)

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On that note, does anyone want to add me on @LinkedIn? I promise I’m a real person. 😂

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They’ve “detected the use of software that automates activity.”

Nah y’all, that’s just me literally using my own fingers to add connections from a group of wildlife professionals.

Dang these powerful fingers!

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Oh no, @LinkedIn restricted my account. This is going to be the longest hour ever.

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@rock_chalk_sara

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@TheFakeNed @Royals Bark at the Park is what I miss most about living in KC! 🥹

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I paid off my car loan!!!

And just in time because I still don’t have employment.

Here’s hoping a job offer is my next milestone.

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@rock_chalk_sara @JerryWyCo wtf noooooooo!! Sending love your way! 🫂 May the next part of your adventure be the best yet.