Annie Ebert

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

i can’t stand wh*te people what the hell is a strawberry blonde

[T🇯🇲 @tbonee36]

Me when God shows me footage of all the times I’ve sinned

[Moopes @Moopes17]

Carrie Underwood: “he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey”

8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

my favorite childhood memory is fast metabolism

[steph @steph_mcca]

what's it called when ur roommate is single and then within a year she is married and you are living with her and her husband and also it has happened to me twice

[sooner slaw @nicoleslaaww]

My Uber profile says I’m deaf so when I get into Uber’s I usually just sign hello to them and don’t speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said “this deaf bitch just got in so I can talk for a minute” lmfaooooo

[James @CaucasianJames]

makes u wonder if princess jasmine ever thought “do i like him or do i just like his magic carpet”

[samantha @milkygoddess]

me telling my my friends
friends how much
i love them

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

me: *drinks one glass of water and does skincare routine in hope that better my mental health*
my depression:

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

*during a magnitude 1 earthquake*

Owner of the Etch-a-sketch museum: no no No NO!

[katie @kteacase]

no one:

the freeway in lehi:

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