Annie Peterson🦈

I LOVE SHARKS 🦈🦈🦈

[Annie Peterson🦈 @annieelynn]

@AirCanada Yeah just don’t go with air canada cause they’ll lose all your luggage then hang up

[Annie Peterson🦈 @annieelynn]

Hey @AirCanada you’ve lost over two grand worth of luggage and won’t talk to us? @WestJet would never.

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

I can officially say I’ve worn a mask more than a bra this year

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

“WhAt’S iN tHe VaCcInE” bitch you literally don’t know what’s in Tylenol shut up

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

All I ask is that if you’re going to murder me you do it in a way that will get me on a popular podcast

[Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi]

Ladies: Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a vaccine for coronavirus.

Moderna, Pfizer, the time has come. Good luck, and don’t fuck it up.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Accidentally calling your teacher mom or dad is okay as long as you do it every class.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

a republican on tv just said “it’s important to remember there are just as many people disappointed as there are celebrating in the street” no there aren’t we literally counted

[📿 @trplekrosszay]

First off sex on the first night is not hoeing it’s a interview 🤷🏿‍♂️

[Donovan Woods @DonovanWoods]

Shoutout to all the parents who made their kids dinner but they’d only eat noodles with butter and parmesan cheese and then you had some of the noodles and you were like yeah this shit is perfect, I get it.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

I HEAR THE GARAGE DOOR. IT IS OPENING. THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. MY FEETS. ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN

[Kelly Canuck🍁 @KellyCanuckTO]

Never underestimate the Canada goose🇨🇦
#NAFTA

[Kelly Canuck🍁 @KellyCanuckTO]

Canadian Black Bear Pole Dancing
Fairmont Hot Springs Resort, BC 🇨🇦

[ali! TALIA DAY @wariocheats]

my therapist: so what has been your coping mechanism so far?
me:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Daisy and Luna. Daisy doesn’t like car rides so Luna comforts her until they both fall asleep. H*ckin heartwarming. 13/10 for each

[James @CaucasianJames]

everyday i ask myself “is today the day i become hip and tie my hoodie strings together?”