Annie Ertle

yeah, idk | contributor @reductress

[Annie Ertle @annieertle]

@zfbach Ok NOW we’re talking

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Need a new grudge to hold, all of mine are getting stale

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I actually died doing the milk crate challenge and am sending this from purgatory

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Sometimes a tweet will include a clip I can’t listen to in the moment for various reasons—e.g. surrounded by adoring crowds—and I’ll favorite anyway, knowing I’ll like it and have the chance to listen to it eventually ❤️

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Woman Trudges Through Awful 24 Hours of It Not Being Her Birthday: https://t.co/SfAdI4evr7

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@MatthewsON12 Love that they obv saw this pic, said “yes, that’s the essence I need to capture with my vanity plate”

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Yeah, I’m a big car girl. Just love those sweet rides so much

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@madherms The context that the “dorks” one was in the library parking lot is EXTREMELY important!!!

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@hannaskiii 👑 👑 👑

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Hey Siri! Can you go to a hibachi restaurant by yourself?

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Successfully grafted a tiny sliver of soap onto a new bar #womeninSTEM #barsoapnation

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Hear me out: a beer bong, but for M&Ms

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I donated 2 wikipedia so president joe biden mailed this to me. And all the a-list celebrities signed the back.

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I Am Going To Recreate “Super Size Me,” But With Wendy’s This Time

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Damn…..could really go for an 8,000-word article that details how an extremely niche community is dealing with a (seemingly) low stakes controversy rn 😩

[Annie Ertle @annieertle]

Happy independence day to all who celebrate

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this week ten years ago, tom cruise and katie holmes got divorced after five years of marriage:

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I wrote this headline. Please invite me to your cookout 😀

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Woman Frees Hot Dog of All Innuendo by Eating It Like Corn on the Cob: https://t.co/WAYBBoUStV

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Bilingual in that I can switch flawlessly between the ABBA album version and “MAMMA MIA!” film soundtrack version of a song 🤪🤪🤪

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My reputation @ work precedes me 😌😌😌😌😌😌 or I’m being taunted by a riddler-esque figure. But probably the 1st one 😌😌😌