Annie Grujich

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

@PDrisc60 Lmaooo I could see their coffee drinks being diabolical. And yes I hope you’ve been good too, Pat!

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

Am I sick from the energy drink I crushed or the nasty Buldak I ate? Why do bad things happen to good people 😪

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

@Cityoftinylites Pitiful excuses Jacob

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

Coming back onto this account just to say something really important: you purple people are one step away from murder, and I don’t know how to better articulate it. Like it’s not your favorite color, it’s your reason for living.

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

I hate when people ask for directions bc I don’t know 98% of the time and then they’ll be like “oh you’re not from the city either, are you?” Like I have lived here for two years but use Maps for everything sooo I respond “ya haha”

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

There are few things scarier than trying to find your subway after getting your eyes dilated

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

My Instagram feed is littered with Finch app ads and Jinx cosplay

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

Last day of receiving aggressive automated texts that start like “Hi, it’s Max again, did you vote? 🔪”

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

@Cityoftinylites And we appreciate it immensely sir 🫡🫡🫡

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

The strangest byproduct of the spotted lanternfly is the pure savagery of kids who stomp them to death as it’s the one civic duty they can practice that involves murder.

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

@caseywasey76 There’s so many ways they could express “cOuSiN!”

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

QUIT turning anime into live-action. START turning live-action into anime. Like The Bear 💁‍♀️

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

Knowing Jim Carrey’s track record of being awful to work with, I can only imagine how scared PAs were when he’d yell at them on the set of the Mask

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

Does anybody else have a Bible their parents gave them with the loveliest note written on the first page? I have one from my mom and it always gives me the warm fuzzies when I read it 💕

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

All I’m looking for is a man who can lock down a reservation at Dorsia

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

Me January-March vs. me April-now

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman Tragically Succumbs To Natural Hair Color https://t.co/w5UQUGYQpP

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

You know David in Six Feet Under has good self-control bc that man will put a pint of ice cream back in the freezer after two bites.

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

Yo Herbert get off my back, man

[Annie Grujich @anniegrujich]

Me in the break room listening to my Columbia alumni coworkers discuss plans to visit their gorgeous alma mater, silently remembering my rejection letter