Annie Smith

[Annie Smith @anniesmithh__]

Worst part after finishing an exam is talking to ur pals about what u got as the answer n realising ur an absolute mongo #Nat5Maths

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

fork found in kitchen

[sim @thrtysvnth]

Anthony Davidson: "I’ve looked at this so many times and I can’t work out why he gets a penalty. For me, he slows down sufficiently well. We’ve got this marker board on the left-hand side that stipulates the 80km /h speed limit. I don’t see that [speeding]. Let’s have a look at the exit. Obviously knew he was under time pressure to get out in that race with Antonelli. Again, for me, it sounds like he releases the pit lane button on the line itself."

"This guy knows what he’s doing when it comes to white lines and when to press the button. Maybe there was just an error when he was a bit too close to the line on the actual speed of the car and they were just pinged by that. Who knows."

"Strange that it only happened that one time. I don’t have enough data here and I can only go by the sound of when he’s pressing that button. For me, it looked totally fine on the way in, and on the way out."

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

i think i made too many tweets about argentina 🫩

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

little bit funny that the falklands is genuinely one of only geopolitical situations where the uk is on the morally correct side (to the point where it feels like a made up hypothetical scenario) and yet argentina have made opposing it a key part of their national identity lol

[Hugo Papé 💚🌱🌍🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸 @HugoPap2]

My politics normally, vs my politics when an Argentinian starts speaking.

[/// 𝙰 𝙽 𝙾 𝙳 𝚈 𝙽 𝙴 /// ✇ @Vaporwave_07]

everyone who hates binface or finds him unfunny is a certified miserable twat there is nothing funnier than this guy tormenting the British political system while larping as a bin from another planet

[Veigarv2 @Veigar_v2]

League of Legends is like playing Chess except all of your pieces move on their own and tell you to kill yourself

[Formula 1 @F1]

ON THE PODIUM! 🙌

Lewis Hamilton secures P2 in Monaco 🤩

#F1 #MonacoGP

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

UK Zionists: “There’s been a terrorist attack launched on our Jew only ambulances”

The rest of the UK: “We have secret Jew only ambulances!?”

[Jason Hickel @jasonhickel]

Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland… the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it’s not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

> literally attacks Iran first

> say they have the right to defend themselves

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[cants @cantseyy]

I hope it's on 24 hours in police custody

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Vietnam

[LoL Esports @lolesports]

🏆 @T1LOL ARE THE 2025 WORLD CHAMPIONS! 🏆

[Drew @HeyImReallyDrew]

She ate yall right on up!

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

don't threaten us with a good time