fat barry

I’d like an order of buttered toast. extra butter. hold the toast.

[fat barry @anniethebits]

Save the bees 🐝

Plant more trees 🌲

Clean the seas 🌊

Shredded cheese 🧀

[fat barry @anniethebits]

No. Fuck Jared Leto

[Sethy @Brizksie]

We are not doing Transformers one, Furiosa, and Dungeons and dragons again GO WATCH MASTER'S OF THE UNIVERSE IN THEATERS

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Dale Chu @Dale_Chu]

“The students who cannot read a 20-page article today are the voters who will not be able to read a bill, or the jurors who cannot follow a closing argument, tomorrow.”

[fat barry @anniethebits]

“Someone finally thought of” and the magnetic hair clip was invented by a black woman like 4 years ago

[Sofia💕 @borntoshinegirl]

não acredito que alguém finalmente pensou nisso uma presilha que NÃO dói 😮‍💨

[cee @1ovesickkk]

im kinda concerned that im gonna feel like this for the rest of my life

[miia @miiagarro]

my bush literally grows thicker than your beard lower your tone

[fat barry @anniethebits]

That’s Stitch

[Bekay @kinpatsukenshi]

Apparently there's a volcano erupting right now in the Philippines. I'm watching a livestream when suddenly there's this extremely bright green fireball coming from a completely unrelated trajectory. Is that a meteor?

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The president cancelling tv shows he doesn’t like & memeing about it on social media is a dystopian nightmare.

10 years, the very thought of this occurring would have been uncontroversially anti-american.

MAGA has destroyed our country.

[girl ray garraty @joshoconnr4real]

i love how like crunchy people who obsess over ingredients and materials and drink bone broth and shit always have fillers like 😭 okay

[Lynn Boylan 🍷📖🐾 @LNBDublin]

One day, everyone will always have been against this.

[homoyuri @crosshairlvr]

finding out the artemis ii astronauts talked with poets and studied poetry so they knew how to properly convey what they were seeing in words and saying that the arts played a huge role in their time in space. oh my god

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.

Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us — one of home, tradition and memory over generations.

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

I’ve never quite understood how I’ll get “left behind” if I don’t use AI. I’m perfectly capable of writing, researching, and thinking all on my own. What does it do that will leave me behind?

[saz @emorollll]

its strange realizing ur in one of the bad periods of ur life while its actively happening. like oh this is going to leave a mark on me forever isnt it

[𝕾𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖎🍉 @Heauxno1currr]

100% a false flag. They would never continue with the risk of other sh00ters in the vicinity. Insane that they don’t even try to hide it anymore LMFAO.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

so uh. hey guys. when are we doing a class action lawsuit on all the fake job listings. can we do that soon. or maybe pass some laws?

[fat barry @anniethebits]

Extra loving Chapelle getting dragged cause I got into a public fight with one of my best friends many years ago abt this exact discourse and oh Kasey I bet you feel so fucking stupid rn

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

Dave Chappell not understanding how his jokes against trans people contributed to our current political hellscape illustrates how so many of y’all are dumber than you think.

[goma @soigomaa]

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through underground networks. where octopuses dream. where elephants return to the bones of their dead and stand over them in silence. where bees communicate through dance, showing each other where to fly. where flowers bloom...where crows remember human faces -especially those who were cruel to them - and pass that memory on to their young. where ants build entire cities. where cats purr at a frequency that can help heal bones. where forests, after fires, grow flowers first.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons