I’ve been sick af. But it’s cool bc every time i cough i do involuntarily do a kegel.
Pussy gonna be so tight I’ll be able to castrate the next man that makes me mad.
I want to goto The Gathering of The Juggalos
I want to compete in the Miss Juggette contest. I think I got what it takes to win! Moxie (and a tattooed asshole)
It any aliens are reading this I just want to let you know you can come hang out at my place. I don’t even have the FBI’s number and I don’t like the government so I won’t tell them you’re here. I’ll make you some pizza bagels and teach you about trash tv.