Annie Winkelman

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[Annie Winkelman @anniewink]

The fatter an animal is (any animal), the more likely I am to try & hold it.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the healthiest things you can do are go in the ocean and eat a pickle

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Forgive me lord, I’m back on the diet cokes

[Annie Winkelman @anniewink]

I don’t need a therapist, I just need the closest Taco Bell.

[Annie Winkelman @anniewink]

My baby WILL love a black bean crunch wrap supreme. No sour cream. Add potatoes.

[Annie Winkelman @anniewink]

@g0fisch *** 36%. Yes indeed, a celeb appearance has been scheduled.

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[Annie Winkelman @anniewink]

It’s the taco truck outside the strip club for me.

[Annie Winkelman @anniewink]

I asked my coworker if he knew anything about cars because I had a question & needed another opinion he said “Yeah I know a good amount. Like Lightning McQueen & Mater?” And I just said “……….yes. Exactly.”

[Annie Winkelman @anniewink]

When the weight of life gets tangled with the weight of your body — I hope you remember that you have people who love you. You have people willing to show up for you. And health, both mental & physical, looks absolutely radiant on you. You got this. You got me. U is so beautiful.

[Annie Winkelman @anniewink]

My favorite thing about my family group text is when we have to individually text our mother with clarifying comments/catch her up so the other siblings don’t get cranky.

[Annie Winkelman @anniewink]

The vaccine is free, unlike your coffin.

[Annie Winkelman @anniewink]

You guys — my lady at the nail salon brought me a gift from her family trip to Florida :’) my heart did a tippy tap.

[Annie Winkelman @anniewink]

@netflix just a thought…….

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab

[Iamsu! @IAMSU]

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