My toxic trait is I can read a book, love every minute of it, tell everyone it’s the best book ever then completely forget what it’s about like I never read it.
#booklover
Can we all agree that the Olympics should be a national holiday? Because I know most of the nation spent the last few hours “researching” USA gymnastics.
Me at Walmart checkout with 24 boxes of blue jello.
Cashier: what are you doing with all this jello?
Me: listen Alyssa - I don’t have time for this today but this isn’t even close to the weirdest stuff I’ve purchased for my job so just keep scanning. #youthministry