buttcrackjuice

lil uzi fanpage

[elle @itisthegirl]

being asked about taylor frankie paul by my friends and family who don’t watch secret lives of mormon wives

[FAY @6ARKS]

actively protecting my brain from ai rot genuinely feels like this

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Dudes who are openly hating on Bad Bunny are just exposing that they’ve never dated any crazy Latina mamacitas

[bigsock @biggersocks]

the evil clock when i turn my phone sideways

[ً @cryst6ls]

how it feels to say “girl fuck you” to a man https://t.co/tm2VmNINti

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Getting into male dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I need to hire an intimacy coordinator for what I’m about to do at Chili’s

[Archibald Bogdanovich ☆ @ArchieBogdan]

Cleaning out my room. Ball knowers?

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

Jersey Shore was soooo far ahead with “gym, tan, laundry” bc that’s lowkey the perfect morning

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Microdosing being unemployed by ignoring my job on summer Friday’s

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar

[HOLA 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 @leonielaugh]

no i will not be listening to justin bieber’s transracial psychosis album

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

wearing this to my email job