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[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Francisco Lindor has been named the recipient of the 2026 Roberto Clemente Award, MLB's most prestigious individual honor

[levi 🎃🇵🇸 @gnostic_bf]

Try this one weird trick to haunt the dreams of first responders for the rest of their lives

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

one time i showed casablanca to a friend for the first time, and when it was over, he said it was good, but it was distracting how many cliches they used. “i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” lines like that.

anyway this tweet reminds me of this

[anomali @Anomali210830]

Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day!

10/24/26

10² + 24² = 26²

This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.

[annika @annispov]

@P07D17C @SerRenlyMD @lidolmix Right but that wasn't the point the point was that there was a bunch of Christian's all bothered bc of this song and that's not as common anymore, so bringing up something from before then and going "yeah well this was better" means basically nothing

[petek @peteknation]

@HilaKleinH3 i know this is a very hard time for you and we all just want you to know that you're alone ❤️

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The kids are too young to remember the time James Franco and Seth Rogen caused an international incident

[Hero @redvivisection]

can't believe we missed the 10th anniversary of this. must've been busy that day

[mass ave curmudgeon @mass_ave]

Outside of Indiana, a severe lack of imagination in names

[lego thriller moth @legotrillermoth]

class of 2020 carrie and she never kills anybody because we never got a prom

[｡･:*˚:✧ @GlNANDTONlC]

im not answering that bro

[annika @annispov]

@ffdyke Like the show itself does have other comedic elements but because it focuses so heavily on Jess there's always a lingering quirk chungus feeling

[Flow @FlowFGC]

when I doordashed popeyes and they straight up put a whole wad of napkins on my sandwich

[bunnjay @imbunnjay]

people in 1892: man i wish there was an efficient way to fasten the gap in this garment
the humble zipper:

[Aaron West @oeste]

shout out to the lady at the end for one of the most flawless 30 second impromptu improvs i’ve ever seen

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Tampa Bay vs Milwaukee is the funniest possible World Series to happen three months before a “we need a salary cap to save the sport” lockout so I support it

[tianna @hurricanetianna]

just found my new favorite tiktok

[Eric Johnsen @ericjdesigns]

Family Guy recently made a Civil War version of "Who's on First" that had me crying laughing. It had no business being that good.

[nic 𖣘 ³ ¹² @verstappentwt]

im never deleting this app