annalise

get you a girl who can’t do either

[annalise @annisunstable]

there is something so insanely humbling about googling something and having to go through pages of results before finally finding the answer on a random forum post by someone in 2006

[annalise @annisunstable]

blake lively shut the fuck up were begging

[AT @sadclown6969]

Fumbling me probably sucks cause my bed is soooooo comfy

[bort @tacobort]

Looking into spending 12-18 dollars

[annalise @annisunstable]

im back on twitter i think. i have too much to say

[annalise @annisunstable]

my therapist is out this week and i fear too much has happened since i've seen her last. i need things to stop happening as i am currently without counsel

[annalise @annisunstable]

the worst is when ur cleaning up ur eyebrows and accidentally pluck a load-bearing eyebrow hair (a hair that's crucial to the structural integrity of the eyebrow)

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

him: you better not be romanticizing your melancholic solitude as a cunty little sushi when i get there
me:

[annalise @annisunstable]

do they have hobbies for people who don't want to do anything and are always really tired

[Sue Sylvester 🐝 @sue_sylv_ester]

I don’t know how to explain it but making a straight song gay is ok but making a gay song straight is not. Like I can make Fortnight about my lesbian situationship but you cannot make Casual about your straight one so sorry.

[austí @austussy]

Turned off TTPD mid song to listen to Espresso on repeat

[Father Bruhl Inc. 🍉 @ItsBrielle98]

Where’s the horny solar eclipse text chain

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

I bring a real “Whatever you want. Anything’s ok with me” vibe to the table that other indecisive people don’t like

[latke @latkedelrey]

some of you don gay apparel all year round

[owen @panopticowen]

“are you a top or a bottom?” bro i’m a toy that people enjoy til all of the tricks don’t work anymore and then they are bored of me wbu

[annalise @annisunstable]

i love when ur eating a poppyseed muffin and someone warns u about failing a drug test like u won't already be failing one for multiple other reasons

[annalise @annisunstable]

grieving a breakup is so embarrassing. like oh this person doesn't love me anymore let me make my entire life revolve around it & be absolutely insufferable to everyone around me for months to come. like couldn't u just kill me instead

[dizzy @rundizzy]

Does it get better no worries if not