Anna

[Anna @annlhan]

@mygooglehangout the way I can literally hear that in your dad’s voice makes this so much better

[Anna @annlhan]

hard for me to start a sentence without saying “I saw this tiktok…” who can blame me?? I learn so much from that stupid app.

[Rosie Card @RosemaryCard]

Feeling sad that I’ll never get to smell a Payless again.

[Anna @annlhan]

@mygooglehangout 😭😭 miss you already

[Laurie Stradling @lauriestradling]

I really didn’t want to give away my perfect sandwich but the voice was pretty forceful, so I rolled down my window and called out, “Do you like egg salad?”

He stared at me for a second and simply said, “It’s my favorite.”

[Anna @annlhan]

@Butterfinger thank you for bringing them back this year. you have no idea how much I needed them.

[Anna @annlhan]

it is absolutely tragic that I cannot find @Butterfinger jingles anywhere. anywhere!!

[Anna @annlhan]

@mygooglehangout in all fairness, you would be a wonderful life partner

[Anna @annlhan]

the way I would sob when Small Bump inevitably comes on … you know I put a thumbs up on that song

[Anna @annlhan]

about to download pandora radio and listen to my ed sheeran station from 2012 just to feel 15 again.

[Anna @annlhan]

@mygooglehangout omg I remember you would let me scroll through your twitter on your new android smartphone and you followed all these cute quote accounts - as soon as I got a phone I downloaded twitter and followed those same accounts!!

[Anna @annlhan]

“Payless wanted Snoop Dogg to be their spokesperson so bad. They even got Martha Stewart on board. It was a horrible idea. Clearly.”

[Anna @annlhan]

Going to start a little thread of quotes from Neil Hansen. Starting with this one from today:
“I just want the family to know that I WILL NOT be going outside today. I am wearing my cashmere!”

[Anna @annlhan]

I cannot wait to use this account to tweet funny things my toddler says. There is truly nothing funnier than hearing what little kids have to say.

[Anna @annlhan]

8 incredible films, in no particular order:

1. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
2. Little Rascals
3. Barbie: Princess and the Pauper
4. The Truman Show
5. High School Musical 2
6. The Princess Bride
7. Emperors New Groove
8. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

[Anna @annlhan]

I think the best advice you can give kids is this: don’t make your first email address something that you would be embarrassed to tell your employer.

[Anna @annlhan]

unpopular opinion?? aaron should be the next bachelor!! ready for someone who could really shake things up. I feel like we would all get a laugh with aaron! (honestly just anyone but greg!)

[Anna @annlhan]

@litlittlelittle okay but what are your thoughts on Greg fr

[Anna @annlhan]

@mygooglehangout this is your most hilarious tweet yet