Chance Simoncelli

Bartender, New Orleans, Historian. The usual.

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@CantEverDie This is why no amount of "tough on crime" stuff works on people. New Orleans had state troopers and the National Guard and the lowest crime rate in years and I had people scared about how "unsafe" it was.

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@rich_hofmann So glad youre back to newsletters! Quick question, did i read correctly that this week is free and after its paid? Trying to see if I need to sub monthly today or wait Friday for payday and do the whole year.

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@BrandyLJensen Damn I forgot about Santos karaoke.

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@isaiah_bb I imagine publishers care less about covers with most people reading on Kindles. Sucks. How am I supposed to judge a book now?

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@VPasquantino yall gotta start working italian disco song sara perche ti amo into yall celebrations!

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@DanClarkSports Universal Designated Hitter.

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@1followernodad Penguins can't fly!

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@1followernodad And Bavaria!

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@1followernodad Save some love for VJ and Adem Bona!

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@1followernodad Theyre going to be too nervous. :(

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@TheEagleTimes_ Penalties.

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@Eagles Interception 3 snaps in was great.

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@BecketAdams Dude put that many hours into HOI4? They cant tell me hes a leftist.

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@icxy__ @Phillies Bohm was there with the team.

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@TheGoodPhight Said!

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@1followernodad Maxey will get the bubonic plague and be laid up up for two weeks, Embiid will somehow lose all of his fingernails, Kelly Oubre will get hit by a car again, theres so many ways this can go wrong.

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@1followernodad As a bartender, its reposado tequila not resposado.

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@DZangaroNBCS Emergency pod???

[Chance Simoncelli @annoyingItalian]

@PHLEaglesNation Rum and dr pepper. A lighter pour than i expected from the beginning.