Jim

I do improv comedy and monitor my fiber intake.

[Jim @annualmaintreq]

@jrseguin And knowing you have…

[Jim @annualmaintreq]

@SenSchumer What the _____ Chuck?

[patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir]

Once they let Carl be on the actual show, he’ll be a top 10 cast member of all time.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

Democrats saying they need a "leftist Joe Rogan"

[ESCUTAI @escutai]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re kylie minogue on come into my world music video

[DEI Petty @marcformarc]

So in the last 48 hours Jill Stein’s VP has endorsed a national 16 week abortion ban and revealed he’s transphobic. This is the “super progressive” third party option y’all are trying to convince me we should get behind. Be so serious.

[Busch Light Tyce Forever @BrostaDelMar]

DEMOCRATS FIXED THE MCDONALDS ICE CREAM MACHINES??????

[Jaime Omar Yassin @hyphy_republic]

The 'business strike' is less than 20 people hiding behind signs again. No evidence any businesses went on strike, a total fabrication like everything the recall-proponents produce, but media happy to make it look credible as they always do by getting tight shots.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I’ve been all over the country in the last month.

And I get asked the same question, over and over again:

“I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?”

Here is my answer:

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

Guys, I don't think letting this crew take power again is going to help Palestine

[bryan culbertson @bryanculbertson]

Oakland politics right now is can a couple conservative wealthy individuals who live in Piedmont, SF, and Berkeley buy control over a city they don't live in

Dont let billionaires buy Oakland. Vote NO on the recalls!

https://t.co/2Ij514jX6C

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

It’s the Gilded Age again, but now the rich ppl are sending you postcards every 5 minutes

[Darwin BondGraham @DarwinBondGraha]

Why is a crypto industry leader pouring money into Oakland’s election?

Coinbase’s Jesse Pollak says he wants a more “vibrant” city. His new group has raised over $400,000 to back Empower Oakland-endorsed candidates for council and city attorney.

https://t.co/xvZzeUfHde

[Jordan Grimes (on Bluesky @cafedujord) @cafedujord]

Might I humbly suggest that Aaron Peskin, a man who owns $7,000,000 of residential real estate in San Francisco, is not, in fact, a "commoner"

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

It is estimated that the recall would cost Oakland TEN MILLION DOLLARS!!! Oakland doesn’t have that money. And if it did there are many better ways to spend it, like public schools, fixing potholes, streetlights, upgrading playgrounds…

[Barbara Lee @BarbaraLee_CA]

Whether it's 2 Governors or local elected officials, I've always opposed recalls and oppose the recalls on our Nov 5th ballot.

They're undemocratic, costly, and chaotic. They prevent our officials from governing and deplete badly needed resources from our communities.

[Jim @annualmaintreq]

@maxdubler When asked to describe our vehicle type to the Gen Z hotel receptionist, we had to explain what a station wagon was as she had never heard of it.

[president of gay people @ritagayworths]

five catholics on that court voted for the execution lmfao, they should be excommunicated for this

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

some of you didn't see PEOPLE'S JOKER and it shows