Obi_C

#Physicist #Critical_Thinker #Analyst #Writer #wise_one
Manchester United #GGMU

[Obi_C @anochie_c]

Welcome ROHOBOTH 2026!
Our year of greatest establishment!!
We affirm we will walk in God's light
We’d be wealthy, healthy, and happy all year
We'd make and retain so much money more than 100,000 times we did last year
Our plans, goals and dreams shall come to fruition
We'll know no sorrow or heartache
Amen!!!

[Animals @Animals2f5o]

Funny dogs 😂 #funnydogs #cutedogs

[David💭 @Atobajeundavid]

The FACT they are all understanding the phrase amazes tf outta me

[レインズ34 @Power_of_Reigns]

If you like, fight because of woman, another man go dey fuck her

[Iamemperor @Iamemperor00]

Airport Security: “Sir, why are you carrying a suitcase full of rocks?”

Mr. Yusuf: “Because they’re valuable.”

Airport Security: “They’re rocks.”

Mr. Yusuf: “Exactly.”

Airport Security: “That doesn’t explain anything.”

The suitcase weighed nearly 30 kilograms.

Every scanner operator who saw it thought the machine was malfunctioning.

It wasn’t.

The entire bag was packed with ordinary-looking stones.

Security Officer: “Where did you get them?”

Mr. Yusuf: “A beach.”

Security Officer: “You flew across the country to collect rocks from a beach?”

Mr. Yusuf: “Not intentionally.”

The officer sighed.

Security Officer: “Start from the beginning.”

[Obi_C @anochie_c]

@ChidiCEECEO 🤭🤭🤭

[Obi_C @anochie_c]

I.Can.Shine

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

Asherkine ???

[Skint Dad @SkintDad]

28°C in Spain: Lovely.

28°C in Greece: Perfect.

28°C in England: Every fan in Argos has gone, your ice lollies have turned to juice, and you’re considering standing in front of the open freezer just to cool down 🥵😂

[Obi_C @anochie_c]

@instablog9ja Chief no dey cry

[Obi_C @anochie_c]

You don pay bills till you don dey look like Bill Gate

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Bro,

I didn't have a single white strand of beard on my chin.

After 18 months of living in the UK, I just counted 8 strands of white hair on my chin! WTF???

[Nedu Ani @Nedumcity_]

Nigerians and drug trafficking in South Africa. The untold story.

[Ray @cousinray_]

"Next International Uk as at the day I was declared Governor received an overdraft of over $7m dollars & had over 200 containers on the sea. I phoned my wife and told her to take charge and subsequently resigned from a total of 11 companies on that day" - Peter Obi NDC presidential Candidate.

[Yakub @Yakkubkk]

Your Ex girlfriend is your family’s favorite

[Susan Abel @susylicious2023]

Is this behavior driven more by self-prioritization, or does it lean into patterns that can feel like emotional influence on others?

[Obi_C @anochie_c]

There are certain benefits of living in a saner country that we often don’t notice. Imagine having the peace of mind that you’d enter the bus and any kind of public transportation without the constant panic of being pickpocketed. Some things aren’t meant to be explained. Even birds have peace of mind and feel safe!

[A. Adebanji @prinxe_B]

In 2027, Peter Obi will miss your vote, Alex Ekubo, but his followers will never forget your voice. The stand you took remains on record forever.

A true patriot and a Nollywood legend. Rest well, Chief. 💔🕊️

[Ayo 🦅🔥 @tfbvngz]

This technology would be so nice 🥺

[Olú @Olufemiloye]

Open this thread if you are looking for:

- How to become a permanent resident (PR) in Canada
-How much you will spend to be a PR
-Provincial nomination for PR in Canada
-Samples of Canadian CV
-Where to find jobs as a newcomer
-Things to do as a new PR in Canada & more

Thread>>

[Berkay @bitkinbiriisi]

Kortizol seviyen kelimenin tam anlamıyla zirveye vurmuş durumda ama senin bundan haberin bile yok.

Vücudunun alarm verdiğini gösteren şu işaret bunu net bir şekilde kanıtlıyor:

1- Göz kapaklarında kontrolsüzce yaşanan seğirmeler ++

[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

Relationship dey kîll privacy bro

You fit dey reason life as man, make dey plaster you video call by 11pm

If you no pick - "Oh so you're online and you don't want to talk to me

If you pick, off camera - "Let me see your face or you're not alone"

If you pick and you no flow with the talk - "If you're not in the mood to talk, you could have just said so and not pick up"

God please😭😭

[Obi_C @anochie_c]

I’m not in the military but I’m a soldier of the cross!