Welcome ROHOBOTH 2026!
Our year of greatest establishment!!
We affirm we will walk in God's light
We’d be wealthy, healthy, and happy all year
We'd make and retain so much money more than 100,000 times we did last year
Our plans, goals and dreams shall come to fruition
We'll know no sorrow or heartache
Amen!!!
Airport Security: “Sir, why are you carrying a suitcase full of rocks?”
Mr. Yusuf: “Because they’re valuable.”
Airport Security: “They’re rocks.”
Mr. Yusuf: “Exactly.”
Airport Security: “That doesn’t explain anything.”
The suitcase weighed nearly 30 kilograms.
Every scanner operator who saw it thought the machine was malfunctioning.
It wasn’t.
The entire bag was packed with ordinary-looking stones.
Security Officer: “Where did you get them?”
Mr. Yusuf: “A beach.”
Security Officer: “You flew across the country to collect rocks from a beach?”
Mr. Yusuf: “Not intentionally.”
The officer sighed.
Security Officer: “Start from the beginning.”
28°C in Spain: Lovely.
28°C in Greece: Perfect.
28°C in England: Every fan in Argos has gone, your ice lollies have turned to juice, and you’re considering standing in front of the open freezer just to cool down 🥵😂
Bro,
I didn't have a single white strand of beard on my chin.
After 18 months of living in the UK, I just counted 8 strands of white hair on my chin! WTF???
"Next International Uk as at the day I was declared Governor received an overdraft of over $7m dollars & had over 200 containers on the sea. I phoned my wife and told her to take charge and subsequently resigned from a total of 11 companies on that day" - Peter Obi NDC presidential Candidate.
There are certain benefits of living in a saner country that we often don’t notice. Imagine having the peace of mind that you’d enter the bus and any kind of public transportation without the constant panic of being pickpocketed. Some things aren’t meant to be explained. Even birds have peace of mind and feel safe!
In 2027, Peter Obi will miss your vote, Alex Ekubo, but his followers will never forget your voice. The stand you took remains on record forever.
A true patriot and a Nollywood legend. Rest well, Chief. 💔🕊️
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Relationship dey kîll privacy bro
You fit dey reason life as man, make dey plaster you video call by 11pm
If you no pick - "Oh so you're online and you don't want to talk to me
If you pick, off camera - "Let me see your face or you're not alone"
If you pick and you no flow with the talk - "If you're not in the mood to talk, you could have just said so and not pick up"
God please😭😭