Evangeline

[Evangeline @AnOddWriter]

@PaperFury Guess who i saw in a San Juan airport!!!

[athena @vlezvs]

happy father’s day to them

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

[Evangeline @AnOddWriter]

Found this banger of a tweet. Still true.

[Evangeline @AnOddWriter]

For the longest time I have mistaken suppression for maturity. Now I feel like I am regressing or getting worse, but in reality I am dealing with things that I pushed down so I could be liked.

[Evangeline @AnOddWriter]

I'm trying to do school and all I can think about is Jimmy Fallon and Paul Rudd singing "Teeny Weeny Beanie".

[Evangeline @AnOddWriter]

@bajablastinn *cough* karma

[alex @YUNGSINlGANG]

Thinking about how barbie was able to be assertive in her boundaries with ken every time he tried to make a move on her because shes never lived in a world where women fear the consequences of saying no

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

“Has Barbie ever gotten chemo?” I innocently type into Google 15 seconds before weeping.

[Alexander Pennington @Authoralexp]

Are you even a writer if you haven’t spent half a year avoiding writing the story you daydream about every day?

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[jess @enchantedjess13]

guys i’m a bit nervous about the weather tomorrow because i’ve been seeing a lot of news reports about the air quality being extra salty …

[Sel ❤️‍🔥 @butwhatcanitay]

it’s august 1st tomorrow.
may your air be salty and your doors rusty.

[gio @oldhhabits]

taylor is so brave for looking through her old stuff to release new vault songs. i just found a poem i wrote when i was 17 and i wish i was dead

[Evangeline @AnOddWriter]

For the longest time I have mistaken suppression for maturity. Now I feel like I am regressing or getting worse, but in reality I am dealing with things that I pushed down so I could be liked.

[Totally Graced @Totally_Graced]

this is about to ruin my life

[Evangeline @AnOddWriter]

the way I retweeted this because it was funny and now i am experiencing female hysteria 😅

[ash @dreamershoteI]

the idea of having a crush is so cute in theory until it happens and then suddenly you start displaying symptoms that would get you diagnosed with female hysteria