A Knives Out Miranda

“and this one has entirely ruined her disposition with books!”

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

The biggest complaint I’ve heard about Infinity War is that it’s just a series of scenes with very little interconnected plot and the people who say that a) are wrong and b) have never seen Cats and tried to explain what was happening to their grandmother at intermission

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

this is the nicest thing in the world!!!!

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

‘The Outside,’ ep 4 of Cabinet of Curiosities, is set in Glen Ellyn and the only two homes we see are a mid-century split-level and a Mansion, which so spot-on for the location I have to wonder if one of the writers is from the area. #CabinetOfCuriosities

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

Always accepting recommendations btw. Love haunted houses and folk horror, not a big fan of slasher movies.

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

Googling “best streaming horror movies” because I am COOL and FUN and into SPOOKY season and adding “under 2 hours” because I am OLD and TIRED

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

@LibraryCarey I would think the opening session and president’s program at the very least could have been streamed.

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

Hey @IllLibraryAssoc, why did you decide to make #ILAAC22 program handouts and slideshows only available through the app? We used to be able to download from the website. Very weird that you’d decide to make it more difficult for us to access information.

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

Look at @5arah_bellum being all profesh

[Illinois Library Association @IllLibraryAssoc]

Here are a few of today's posters! #ILAAC22

[shiv roy’s maid of honor @sondheimite]

AT INTERMISSION OF INTO THE WOODS AND THIS GUY IS ASKING HOW THERE IS A SECOND ACT OF INTO THE WOODS BECAUSE EVERYONE IS HAPPY AND HE LIKES HAPPY ENDINGS AND I KEEP ASKING IF HE’S DOING A BIT

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

For part of my drive home I was stuck behind a truck with a MENSA license plate frame. I’m curious, is driving 10 mph under the speed limit a requirement for all Mensans? Everything I know about Mensa I learned from @jamieloftusHELP

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

One of my cats knocked over a poster from a play I was in and then 💩 on it. Like wow, okay, guess everyone’s a critic.

[Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter]

my statement on the try guys situation

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

Don't like all those yellows for Taurus Sun, but all the purples in my Moon and Rising totally make up for it.

[Sarah @5arah_bellum]

Less black than I had expected but not terrible tbh.

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

This aged weirdly

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

Beanie Feldstein is Mario and Lea Michele is Wario

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

When I first made these I was just going from memory which is why the prompts aren't exact quotes. But there you have it, an AI rendering of the opening paragraph of The Haunting of Hill House. #craiyon

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

"No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality;

[A Knives Out Miranda @anoldharmonica]

and whatever walked there, walked alone.”