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[Purpp @PurppRS]

the pisser

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

staying up all night to turn 27 like a kid on Christmas except when the clock strikes 12 I just grab my revolver and do something funny

[Trassel ❀トラセル 🇫🇮 @trasselvardias]

Summer rain in Finland

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Hotline @anomaly_psi]

@tarkov W map

[dez @dezatron120]

@Cordeeeeee I see that and raise you this😂😂

[baloo @davekingNL29]

They say penis size is related to shoe size which makes the fear of getting raped by a clown much scarier.

[blessed @relatedparents]

a trans girlfriend would be awesome cuz they'd know how to give handjobs

[Sarah @barfieldgussy]

new character idea: the vigilante pedo hunter.
“What like Chris Hansen?”
No, as in a vigilante pedo / hunter. he’s a hunter who tracks down bad kids and molests them

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

ive spent the entirety of my life in the metaphysical cuck chair watching the proverbial bull fuck my allegorical wife while i cry

[yip @yipfella]

Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free

[Yesum👧🔜 Summer Splash @Yesum5]

@shtpostmemes a girl without a c*ck is like an angel without wings

[tard @wrongfultard]

Who else up cheating on their loving partner bc of their adhd

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Tried buying her OnlyFans but it was fifty fucking emeralds a month

[Hotline @anomaly_psi]

@CeeShort_ @RealTigz

[Stupidfunneelol @stupidfunnelol]

@0xD06F00D Mfs with the funny fetish trying not to cum whilst watching stand up comedy

[ANGER @angerrv2]

never been to rev caves when it was multi combat then have you