Rattina

Hello! I normally just post about whatever I please here. I think anomalies are interesting!

(PARODY, ran by @DIVINE_SMILES11 )

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

[[I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO INTRO POSTS]]

[[if you couldnt tell the whole accounts based off of headcannon and the parody is uh. semi-serious]]

[[open for rps and interactions and stuff yeah yes]]

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

i slept for a few hours right when i got back home from the corporation....now i don't want to go to bed anymore....

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

[[admin is a MINOR!!!!!!!!!!! muse isn't but admin is don't be weird]]

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

[[I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO INTRO POSTS]]

[[if you couldnt tell the whole accounts based off of headcannon and the parody is uh. semi-serious]]

[[open for rps and interactions and stuff yeah yes]]

[Five-Hundred-And-One interns and john anomaly @501interns]

slow shifts are the best because i get to pirate shows on the computer they use for check ins and no one can stop me

- Intern #204

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

sometimes when i get home from the animal corporation i go straight to bed and forget dinner so ratthew finds me in the kitchen odd hours of the night eating scraps. its weirder than im typing it out to be

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

My co-workers keep throwing up green slime on the floor. It's just...green slime. And it gets EVERYWHERE. I hate this job.

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

@L0veTr3asure_ I think I just opened this site up to something I wasn't supposed to. Sorry.

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

does anyone know where to find good cheesecake in the area....please....

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

cheesecake 🤤🤤

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

@MonsterUnd3rBed Should I be worried for you?

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

@501interns ketchup. what the actual FUCK are you talking about

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

what if i went to the office and began banging my head against my coworkers cubicles for fun

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

if i dont make it after this uhm. well

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

how legal is it to crush uo pills and then snort them animal corporation work is so boring

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

@501interns Hello? What do you mean soon?

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

how legal is it to crush uo pills and then snort them animal corporation work is so boring

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

@501interns ???? literally nothing happened to me yet

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

People in the Corporation assume I'm going to be the first dead. Not really? I'm just curious, is all! I'm too smart to die so early.

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

@501interns I'm blocking you

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

I'm not nearly awake enough for this.

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

@Barney_Coffee To...each their own tastes. I guess.

[Rattina @anomalystudying]

@Ratthew_thegoat what