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[Drunk Alter Ego @anonTVcritic]

So Josh being a hypocritical biatch again. Girl why you being butt hurt when you were targeting Corey as well??? #TheChallenge

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Holy crap go Priscilla. Boss bitch move! #TheChallenge37

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…Oh and have a tribal where 5 people are safe; have a tribal where only 4 people can vote; and just throw twists into every episode. #SurvivorAU

[Drunk Alter Ego @anonTVcritic]

@EndemolShineAU executives: We need to maximise the number of eps this season.

Survivor producers: Ok hear us out. How about we move an eliminated player to the other tribe; introduce Redemption Island for one episode; don’t bother hiding idols; and have urns that save you

[Drunk Alter Ego @anonTVcritic]

Then why apply for a show where 50% of the challenges involve swimming?

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Can someone explain to me why Wai didn’t even jump into the water? #survivorau Survivor isn’t for quitters.

[Drunk Alter Ego @anonTVcritic]

Before @karamo was on Queer Eye, he was telling people to kiss his black ass Hahqhahahaha dying #thechallenge

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What exactly has Wai done since Day 1 other than flop around like a fish out of water? #SurvivorAU

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What’s the point of even winning individual immunity in this ep? Might as well take your time and not try not to land in the bottom four. #SurvivorAU

[Drunk Alter Ego @anonTVcritic]

What the actual fuck is with having a bloody twist in every episode? Only four people eligible to be voted out? The producers this season are so dense. #SurvivorAU

[Drunk Alter Ego @anonTVcritic]

Gerald is literally a prop. Has anyone told him he only gets paid for 20 days of being an extra on set? Is he volunteering at this point? #SurvivorAU

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Childish men can be endearing. Childish men like Emmett are just plain annoying. #SurvivorAU

[Drunk Alter Ego @anonTVcritic]

I cannot express how incredibly frustrated I am with #SurvivorAU I’m going to give up soon and call it quits with this season.

[Drunk Alter Ego @anonTVcritic]

Okay, two immunity necklaces would’ve been a twist. Three is just unnecessary. #SurvivorAU

[Drunk Alter Ego @anonTVcritic]

How does @JLa_Paglia hold a straight face while revealing stupid twist after stupid twist? #SurvivorAU

[Drunk Alter Ego @anonTVcritic]

@hey_yep_you @Kylelang_ @Survivor_AU Well, actually there’s been a supposed rule change which occurred on All Stars where idols are permitted to be passed on to a remaining player, so long as it’s done before the torch is snuffed. Legal but not necessary “ethical”.

[Drunk Alter Ego @anonTVcritic]

Of all the stupid rule changes and twists this season, this has got to be the dumbest, most perverse one which completely undermines the purpose of the show. The point of a blindside is to take an idol out of play. This is completely unfair to the other players. #SurvivorAU

[SurvivorAU @Survivor_AU]

We’ll miss you Kez! You definitely got the last laugh with that sneaky idol swap. #SurvivorAU

[Drunk Alter Ego @anonTVcritic]

Day 27(?) and one of the rewards in the challenge is a phone call home. Is there even a chance for the contestants to actually MISS their families? #survivorau

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Are you kidding me? That advantage wasn’t even hidden. The producers are just lazy at this point - do you guys even care about how the game plays out?#SurvivorAU

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Prediction: 8 immunity idols hidden at the reward #survivorau