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An agency that's sick of other people's bad behaviour. So, now we're holding up a mirror. And, if you don't like what you see, piss off.

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Just seen creative from the agency we lost a pitch to because they were 'blindingly creative'. Yeah. Right. #turdnotworththepolish

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They're playing our song! http://ow.ly/4eRCQ

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Been instructed to build a sculpture for a client's sunken pond this weekend as part of a "strategic comms review".

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Studio quiet today. MD walked out earlier saying "I'm going out, I may be some time." Not seen him since. Still, at least no one's died.

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Oh no! What a disaster. Client had forgotten about the pitch, and had already appointed their mate's Cousin. Whole team devastated.

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Can see light outside. Been working feverishly for 29 hours now. This one's gonna be a winner. Pitch at 9am on Monday. Fingers crossed.

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Hmm. Pg2 "Please provide costings within our budget". Pg7 "No budget can be supplied at this stage". Complicated problem this.

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Whole team working all night, we're so confident this one will be it! Client even remembered who we were today. #slamdunk

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Hmm, they want a full creative strategy for the next 5 years, with visuals. We'll need some help. Luckily only 68 other agencies pitching.

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New pitch - so excited! They forgot about the project so we only have 3 days to do it, weekend working again but this one's sure to pay off.

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Looking for junior designer. Must be happy losing all soul, meaning and dignity while being chastised by the spawn of hell.

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Sorry for the recent silence but a tractor carrying horse manure went wild and smashed our office and server. All work lost.

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RFP now at 168 this week. 156 needed "by Monday 9am latest". 1 talks about arable farming consultancy, we're still gonna try for it.

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120 days of Sodom? Pah! Lightweights.

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Perhaps the burning crucifix at the pitch "to demonstrate the fire of passion we have" was a mistake #angrySalvationArmy

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Soaked through after being out in rain for 4 hours as client has asked us to collect wild mushrooms for their supper. #FML

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Monday morning looking up, after a hard weekend of graft. Client "forgot" about us and so has taken on a new agency doing same service.

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Pulling together nice bit of infographics showing correlation between an Agency and a Gimp Sex Slave. Almost identical except Gimp gets sex.

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Sent proposal to local MP today. "Using PQQ submission as punishment instead of death penalty for serious offenders". Awaiting reply.

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Running an agency. Pure #masochism