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I made this account because I'm too lazy to keep an actual journal

[a @anonakshu]

Hi @flyspicejet - when are you planning to return my luggage??? I was travelling from blr to delhi and my luggage has reached ccu.. i was promised that my bag will be delivered today, but my calls are being completely ignored on the number provided!!
Can I get an update on this!!

[material girl @misandr1st]

'masti nahi rukni chahye' (malnourished, heavy eye bags,dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity)

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Pre-holidays: I’m excited for a break!

During the holidays: If I don’t return to my routine in the next 12 hours I will experience full mind and body dissociation

[a @anonakshu]

@eixins @m0aning_myrtle @BangaloreRoomi @peakbengaluru @twitrbnb Hi, yes, still available
Unable to DM you

[a @anonakshu]

@notanawasthi @BangaloreRoomi Hi Ishan, try now!

[a @anonakshu]

Looking for a female flatmate for the primary bedroom in a semi furnished 2 BHK in Indiranagar.
5 mins from Bob’s Bar.
Rent - 12K
Deposit - 40K

Please DM for more details. :)
@BangaloreRoomi

[a @anonakshu]

@SankolliKaruna @BangaloreRoomi DM’ed you

[a @anonakshu]

@pogbase @taylorswift13 JAIL

[a @anonakshu]

@myntra @MyntraSupport can you please keep me updated on my issue regarding logging in?
Incident ID - IN23052214220906094895

I urgently need to access my voucher worth 5k!!

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

The female experience is having an amicable breakup and thinking somebody isn’t that bad & then a month later u realize how heinous things were like u just woke up from a Coma

[Shubh @kadaipaneeeer]

WFH is cool when you're living alone in your own apartment, with your partner in a city like Bangalore or Delhi, but WFH when you're living with your parents is real squid game.

[trish @ultragloss]

i have never met one of my friends boyfriends and been like wow that guy is awesome i definitely hope he hangs out with us constantly and all the time

[a @anonakshu]

@AnishMalpani Just ordered a pair for myself! Great work!

[JP @jpbrammer]

being self-employed and unintelligent during tax season is so fucking hard I am lip syncing for my fucking life in this spreadsheet

[a @anonakshu]

@TweetsOfCats Tiny baby with the tiniest of tongues

[Fishtopher and Friends @mrfishtopher]

you have been FISHTOPHER-ed! rt to totally fishtopher your friends!