alyx 🤡

doxxed online. anon irl

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

Corporate Seance. We achieved peak postmodernism.

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

Coinbase is testing AI agents that show up in slack/email at work, just like any human teammate. To start we're shipping two which are modeled after legendary former Coinbase employees, @FEhrsam and @balajis. (Who brutally frame mogged who in this matchup?)

Soon, it will be easy for any employee to spin up a new agent for themselves or their team. I suspect we will have more agents than human employees at some point soon.

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

… but can ai do this?

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

@sur4js > *sluttily*
> i sure would HATE to be assassinated on the bus ride home today

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

@divine_economy Bad analogies like these led and will continue to lead eth in the wrong direction. What is true in gaming is not necessarily true in other domains, and in this case is definitely not true in finance.

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

@jdshutt Imagine that you had to explain it to an 8 year old and you can only use words they already knew, would be my suggestion. That's if this is meant for external marketing.

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

I have yet to see a single unmotored vehicle in the bike lane

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

Bike lanes in NYC basically DoorDash express lanes

[friend.tech @friendtech]

Pick a fucking chain already Frank

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

Imagine Joel osteen meets sbf.

I’m under allocated to the kingdom of god

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

Thank you Emmy for showering me with 20,000 Diamonds and getting me to shamelessly tweet this out. If you're a Solana OG head to https://t.co/ECHYiC9ovK to claim the Diamonds you've earned

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

@sur4js I agree with your conclusion, but I'm not sure the arguments support the conclusion. Cost is inversely correlated with value, and your position actually advances the view of someone arguing that software and B2B saas is going to die. Maintenance does not drive revenue.

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

@joshuagunnn I wrote an article in response to your thread. https://t.co/M0XNED5cT8

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

@nic_carter @GwartyGwart @rot13maxi For different reasons I could see lightning or whatever being superior to trad bank Accounts. If an agent is optimizing profit generation and using traditional bank rails they have to also model the delayed settlement and transaction reversal risk that won’t be present w crypto

[Onur @onurc]

@AriDavidPaul not listening to crypto people about anything health related is the real info tho

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

@lifeofthought Cockapoo? So cute

[alyx 🤡 @anonalyx]

@Greed2Fear why would cz back solana and not just fuck it over like he did SBF and champion his own chain and token? Doesn't seem likely at all tbh