anonpargison, esq.🐬

Abolish the Police | Communist

[anonpargison, esq.🐬 @anonpargison]

@MLB @Orioles 🧡

[MLB @MLB]

It’s giveaway time, Baltimore 💪

We are giving away a new Orioles City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!

[Navajo Felon 🪶 🇼🇸 🇦🇸 @navajofelon]

California put me in solitary for refusing to work for free.

They tortured me until I was willing to be their slave.

[🌾 Ivan 🌾 @HuskerAlways1]

Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar won re-election by comfortable margins and the rest of the party are fighting for their lives in these states.

Let’s not pretend we don’t know how that happened.🤷🏻

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen heads into Sunday’s game with the Miami Dolphins trailing OJ Simpson by one rushing touchdown for the second-most in franchise history at 57. Allen also trails Simpson by one in the category of double homicide.”

[anonpargison, esq.🐬 @anonpargison]

@pmtaylor410 Don’t dox me

[anonpargison, esq.🐬 @anonpargison]

@pmtaylor410 That’s cause better waverly is fake

[Frog 🔻 @ColdEmpanadas]

Lenin had it figured out 100 years ago, but here we are.

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

Harris telling pro-Palestinian protestors to shut up unless they want Trump to win is not some moment of frustration or weakness that could be summed up as a gaffe but indicative of her actual policy positions. but dont me ruin your honeymoon

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

GUARD: My Lord, Gandalf the White is here to see you.

DENETHOR: I did not know he was White until a number of weeks ago, when he happened to turn White, and now he wants to be known as 'the White.' Is he 'the Grey' or is he 'the White'?

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Gollum after losing the Riddle Game to Bilbo:

[anonpargison, esq.🐬 @anonpargison]

@OriolesMagic23 Tony Tater 420

[anonpargison, esq.🐬 @anonpargison]

I need these stats but for the Trump shot.

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

Cedric Mullins' walk-off double had an xBA of .150, per Statcast. Alex Verdugo's catch probability was 99%.

His jump was so bad he ran more feet (51) than he needed to catch the ball (46) and still came nowhere close.

A look at his jump and the Orioles' celebration after:

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

“Lazy fly ball hit to Alex Verdugo and that shout complete the sweep for the Yankees!”

Alex Verdugo in left:

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

There’s been some discourse lately on homelessness, or the lack thereof, in Beijing.

Since there’s very little data on it, I attempted to find some evidence myself, in the most systematic way I could as an individual. 🧵

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Slicked back hair, orange jersey, football in hand, Nike logo…you would have NOT liked me back then.

[Birdland Insider @BirdlandInsider]

With their win today, the Orioles have gone 22 straight series against AL East opponents without a loss.

It marks the longest such streak against division opponents since divisions were introduced in 1969.

[Joe Schwind @Shoeless__Joe]

@AVWoofer Yankees had the 38th pick in the 2019 draft and chose pitcher T.J. Sikkema over Gunnar Henderson. Sikkema is currently putting up a 6 ERA in A Ball in the KC minor leagues.

But sure Yankee fans, pretend the Orioles are good because we tanked if it makes you feel any better.

[Robert Stokes from the City Council @RobertStokesSr]

Well, well, well…

[J. M. Giordano photo @jmgpix]

If he concedes can I call his mom?