vyvansley

“pretty cool, would make a good dude” -guy on omegle

[vyvansley @anonsley]

if god wanted us to have forks he wouldn’t have given us fingers

[vyvansley @anonsley]

@ruraljurormovie as if new yorkers haven’t been through enough

[Rap Alert @rapalert6]

Doechii explains her reasoning for dressing up as a man for her Paper Magazine shoot.

[vyvansley @anonsley]

@puppydog_gaming uncanny

[WEIRD VAL @autismpills]

feeding my instagram hod dogs 🤤

[taylor swift stays out too late @GuyBeinDude]

what people on twitter want nyt connections to be

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

the people of america demand high speed rail and if unsatisfied will resort to alternative means

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

why are so many of you 19 and 20 and 21. just be 24 like the rest of us

[brandon @BR0IG]

the making of a perfect martini by guy buffet

[Reductress @Reductress]

Fuck! Perfect Reading Weather Coincidentally Also Perfect Phone Weather: https://t.co/rjLgNLtByz

[no @zedonarrival]

this is how the democrats write their texts asking for donations

[A. Bonkdóttir, Ar.T @TheBonkQueen]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

my only critique of Barbie is that none of the Barbies scissored which is such a huge part of a Barbie’s life as to be unimaginable to miss in a film like this

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Schism at the genius convention

[audrey @foldyrhands]

how it feels to be the friend who drives