Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs

The internet's favorite niche micro-celebrity

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

As a general rule of thumb: foids be foidin’

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

left a girl on delivered for 12 hours and she unadded me.

yes Queen, protect your peace bc i ain't shit

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

@timeimp Hell yeah, I had to send so many legal letter. It was insane!

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

it is refreshing to see women who are aware of their smv

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

conventionally attractive guy liked me on hinge and i can’t help but think he’s playing a prank on me

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

the person who stole my track uses @routenote for distribution, as per itunes's infringement department.

I have sent a dmca take down, yet @routenote has yet to ackownlegde or respond.

Shame on you @routenote!

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

Lowkey gonna steal his posts & post them on ig

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

Bitch nigga stole my meme & got more likes than me

[ᴊ0ʜɴɴʏ @jt0hny]

college professors are taking all the yoids

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

Ltb thinks htn is going to entertain her 😭

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

@justwordyy @DistroKid heard they suck too, need to distribute myself

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

For those wondering what happened to “3 am in Brooklyn.” Some random, who doesn’t even make music decided to file a frivolous copyright claim, and with NO proof, @DistroKid took down my track and applied a copyright strike against my account. (1/2)

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

new article

https://t.co/isjx0K4L2g

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

@timeimp It’s down for the moment, it’ll be back up soon. I’ll keep you posted. It’s still on YouTube & SoundCloud.

https://t.co/j0VBT869Fu

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

@tortapatriot “Oh no, I cant fraud being something I’m not”

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

This has to be ragebait

[Katie Chen @dear_kxtie]

Pretty privilege is so real

[Bryden @SillyBryden]

Holy crap. @anonstartupbro

Youtube popped this song on randomly and boy am I glad I heard it.

https://t.co/mnwPGw157e

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

Nobody talks about the pain of being married and randomly seeing a girl on the street who is more beautiful than your wife 💔

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

If your girlfriend has any male friends just cheat on her at that point bro

[Lucius - The Prophet Of Decay @BaneThe76451]

The default biological mating assortment of human beings is a harem system where multiple women share one Chad. Remove religion and artificial systems of that kind that force monogamy and you'll see this play out shortly after.

[beachiest boy @innocentincel]

foids LOOOOOOOOVE putting their disgustingly ugly face right in the middle OF THE FUCKING THUMBNAIL

[Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs @anonstartupbro]

Whatever helps you cope with the ego wound delivered by the block which subconsciously signals that your DNA isn’t worth being passed onto the next generation of human beings

[miia @miiagarro]

being blocked by a man is so funny like ok queen